Giuliani is an asshole

Rudy Giuliani is trying to sound all scholarly and lawyer-like in reference to Bush's stance against the Democrats in congress as it relates to the funding for the war.

Rudy says that yesterday he was actually reading the constitution (Oh My!!) and that while congress has the power to declare war and to control the purse, as it were, the president has sole authority as to how the war is conducted.

Oh really, Rudy? Did you miss that part in Article 1, section 8 that gives to congress, among other things, "....the power to declare war....and make rules concerning captures on land and water; to make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces; to provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining the militia, and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States" (like the National Guard units your emperor has dispatched to Iraq in the absence of a formal declaration of war by the congress, I might add).

I understand you right wing assholes don't like reading Article 1 because it kind of undermines your unitary theory of the executive, that shit-for-brains theory espoused by John Yoo, who probably had it whispered in his ear by his handler, Rev, Sun Myung Moon, formerly of the Korean CIA, currently messiah in waiting for the whole world, as proclaImed in his coronation ceremony right there in congress itself. Funny, the Democrats couldn't get a room to hold hearings that pertained to the destruction of our constitution by the idiot-in-chief, but a Korean theocrat not only got a room, but received a crown and obeisances from members of congress. It probably helped his cause that he gives Dubya's daddy huge amounts of money to pimp for him around the world. So much for worshipping false gods, eh?

Look, I hate reading Ann Coulter's shit about as much as you guys dislike reading the parts of the constitution that rein in your megalomania, but I force myself to do it because I'm interested in abnormal psychology and I figure if I run into a right wing whore sometime in a bar, maybe some of Annie's more crazed written shit will get me laid. Whatever it takes, ya know?

Anyway. Rudy, get a grip, man. You're not going to be the president. Cops in New York hate you for locking up cops and wiring them so you could lock up more cops (remember Winters and Magno?). Firefighters hate you because, well, because you are a dick, a huge dick, and that is not a compliment. All city workers who ever had to deny their kids a special Christmas gift hate you because of the bad faith you brought to the bargaining table when purportedly negotiating labor agreements. While you gave Christine Latugano huge raises, the rest of us got nothing, nothing man. Now, I realize none of us offered to blow you, but still.....

We did bring down the crime numbers for you. We made the streets safer. We made New York more liveable. And what did we get? Dick.

We got Dick and you have profited from the horror that was 9/11.

Now you think you are going to ride that fuckin' tragedy right into the White House. Well, think again, douchebag. Go back to your doggie-torturing wife and cry on her shoulder.

You aren't a New Yorker, Rudy. You're a fucking parasite feeding off of our common tragedy.

In the immortal words of Dick Cheney, go fuck yourself.